I'm a homebody. Given the choice of going out or not, 96 out of 100 times I'd always choose not. I don't mind going to work, or making a trip to the store if I need something, or giving one of the bread snappers a ride somewhere, maybe even a ride back.....but after that I usually have to be crowbarred out of my comfort zone.
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This is not a new phenomenon; I've always been this way. As a youngster I hated how my Mother would insist on "going shopping" almost every day. I couldn't understand why we didn't just do all of the "shopping" on one or two days, and then stay home the rest of the week.
When I was a bit older, the school holidays were the worst, especially summer! As I mentioned, my Mom was not one for loafing around the house, and she was even less accommodating to anyone else who might want to do so. We were constantly "going out" doing things that got in the way of me spending time in my bedroom. And more often than not it was stuff I didn't particularly like doing. Such as going swimming or heading to the movies to see non-classics like "The Dark Crystal."
One sunny day in about 1982 it was determined that the afternoon was ripe for a trip to the swimming baths in Purley (it's closed down now, a relic of the early 80's that will probably never reopen). At the time Paul Circus used to keep his swimming gear - goggles, styrofoam float and swimming cap - in a bright orange bag which he hung at the bottom of the stairs by the front door. This made it easy to grab a clean towel and a pair of what we used to call "swimming trunks," and throw them into his bag on the way out of the house.
But, on this particular day, he only managed to complete a third of his task - he left the house with just the bag, but no trunks and no towel. And, while this turn of events escaped my Mom's attention, it did not escape mine. In fact, as our car was pulling out of the driveway, instead of thinking glum thoughts about swimming, I was keeping my fingers crossed that our trip to the pool would have to be aborted.
I don't remember exactly how my brother's error was discovered. I feel like it was probably between the parking garage and the pool, but what I do recall is the aftermath. Paul Circus was treated to the twelve-inch extended version of "I'm Really Pissed Off With You" by Our Mom. She was so mad that we had to drive straight back to the house, and she was definitely not in the mood to return to the pool. Mom told Paul Circus that it was his fault that we had to cancel the swimming trip, and she also predicted that he would "forget your head if it wasn't connected."
The main reason why this day is so memorable is because Paul Circus was the Golden Child; Mom never got annoyed with him. The other is because I got my own way, we didn't go swimming, and I didn't have to do anything to achieve it. I just sat back and let events unfold. The only downside was that I had to keep my enjoyment a secret.....until now!